All my DMV people sing along:
“What’s that number one Zodiac sign?” Aries? No!
What’s that number one Zodiac Sign?” Pisces? No!
Is it Leo?
Is it Virgo?
Is it Scorpio?
Okay, I guess I listen to the Russ Parr morning show way too
much! Lol
I typically don’t rely heavily on horoscopes and birth
signs, however, in my experience, I’ve dealt with people who’ve PROVEN that
they’re true to their birth signs.
Two Geminis and Two Cancers.
First, I’m a Virgo and by far, we’re THE BEST! I mean look at the Virgos in history…
Michael
Jackson
Beyonce
Kobe Bryant
Anyways, as a Virgo, there are some personality traits that
hit it dead on the head, but there are some that have me like, uh no, that’s
not me: such as meticulous, OCD, perfectionist.
Nah, I’m too laid back for those personality traits, but everything
else, I can pretty much agree with.
But I’m not here to talk about being a Virgo, however, I’m
here to talk about Gemini’s and Cancers.
I love them!!!
Pause.
I said that too fast.
I love Cancers…I have a PASSION for
Geminis.
And before I move on let’s put
this out here up front: GEMINI MEN ARE
DIFFERENT FROM GEMINI WOMEN. CANCER MEN
ARE DIFFERENT FROM CANCER WOMEN.
Let’s look at the trait of the Gemini, shall we.
That pretty much sums it up.
These fools are born bipolar.
They can’t help it. Duality.
So off break, they’re trippen—however, I adore them!!!
If you’re a Gemini and I’ve offended you, I’m
sure the other half of you is laughing, while the other half of you sorts
through your feelings.
There is a Gemini on the West Coast who I love and a Gemini
on the East coast who I love as well.
Both are SMART AS HELL!!! Seriously,
their intelligence is on a level that is beyond impressive, but because they’re
funny as all out doors one could overlook the intelligence and end up being enamored by
their humor. Well, at least that was
with me, I’m a sucker for intelligence, humor and food.
Weird fact, oddly, they’re the only two men
to actually play in my hair while having an all night conversation without sex. Okay fellas, don't call that punk shit, it's actually super relaxing and total chill! I like to say we’ve been intimate without
being intimate. However, just as much as
they make me feel oh so special, them muthasuckas will make me want to set them
on fire.
I can be talking to them and
say the wrong thing, and bam, booby-trap into their craziness. The reason I call it a booby-trap is because
their alter-ego pops up without reason or warning. The worst, is text messaging. It's already hard as hell texting men because I can’t grasp the tone but with Gemini's it's like: Am I
talking to the good twin or the evil twin? But the good thing about the evil twin...HONESTY!!! They can not WAIT to let you have it with being honest without hesitation.
"Lisa, stop saying there aren't any good men out there. If you're attracting no good men, maybe something in you that ain't no good!"
and that's exactly how West Coast Gemini said it, with the Samuel L. Jackson tone and shit...
However, the good most definitely outweighs
the bad with my Gemini loves. They’re
both extremely good friends to me and I cherish them, but I will say, they’re
loves that were never my loves—if that makes any sense. Well, it does to me.
Cancer Men.
OMG!!! I can not with them and
their emotions.
However, they’re in
TOTAL denial that they’re sensitive. But
I think it is because society has put a negative connotation on the word
“sensitive”. It is perfectly okay to be
sensitive to a certain extent—but my cancer loves’ take it to another
realm.
Again, one on the west coast and one on the east coast and
both make my heart skip a beat. Both are
great friends and have loved me unconditionally over the years. Okay, well the east coast one hasn’t come to
the understanding of unconditional love—he will with age/maturity. My west coast Cancer is my beautiful baby
boo. We can talk for HOURS about
EVERYTHING and be honest but with diplomacy with his shit, unlike the Gemini's who have no filters. I love that
his sensitivity makes him receptive to my perspective in certain
situations. Matter of fact he handed me
my ass over the weekend, “Boogie, I see your point, but I see his too, but really you gotta woman up! It's hard, but shit, you gotta do it, boo!” See, gentle, yet honest.
My East Coast cancer lets me vent about my
man issues, but he’s a mute—he doesn’t give feedback—I sometimes think I talk
too much for him—but when he’s back to earth, he will engage me with good advice however, he'll say, "OMG Lisa, you can't say stuff like that to men! Some things are better left unsaid" Yeah, yeah yeah, ain't nobody got time for that! My tongue is my sword and my East Coast Cancer HATES IT! He says "Stop it, you'll hurt somebody with your words" My view:
Both of my cancers extend themselves to others WAY more than
necessary and it KILLS ME to see them get hurt by others and/or to be taken
advantage of—but because they’re men, they feel that they have it all under
control, and in my head I’m like “NO FOOL YOU DON’T—THEY’RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF
YOU!” I always want to save them!!! But that’s the Cancer spirit—free and
oblivious of the dangers that surround them.
They may have claws that will pinch the shit out of you—but they’re the
victims more times than they are the predators.
My Gemini loves you know who you are....I love ya'll crazy asses more than life.
My Cancer loves you know who you are...I love your tender hearts more than life.
My very, very best of friends!
Honorable mentions: Aries and Capricorns....those men love to challenge my mental and I LOVE a challenge!!!!
I have two Leo’s that I love, but I’ll save that for later.
So, what Zodiac sign does it for you or is a COMPLETE turn off? If a Sagittarius looks my way…take your boring
ass the other way!!!! LOL
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